Thoughts that Often Include Sports

Does anyone know how to develop a universal remote app? Patent Pending

Eating french fries with my left hand feels awkward.

Does Benihana serve take-out?

Today, I was driving behind someone who had a license plate frame that said “I’d rather be running” Isn’t that an option?

The much anticipated Lions-Packers game on Thanksgiving has the plans of a halftime show featuring the band Nickelback. This week fans of the Detriot Lions have started a petition to keep Nickelback from playing the halftime show in Detroit. This is one of the greatest stories I have ever heard, since I am a Lions fan, and would much rather Vincent Van Gough myself than have to sit through an entire Nickelback album. Good for you Detroit; you’ve suffered enough.

Matt Kemp getting a gold glove is a joke.

Brewers will win the NLCS in 7 games, they don’t lose at home.

In this game show, three men will be competing to answer questions as best they can. Little do they know, the person with the lowest score wins. The questions will be popular culture questions which I don’t know the answer to (I.e. why are the Kardashians famous? Or how do you make a cosmo?) In order for this game show to be fair, it will need to be only televised regionally and to move from market to market each season. Spike TV always needs shitty progaming, and I think this could eat up some time.

Robin Hood was the original socialist.

I could drive a Prius or wear a Bluetooth, not both.